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Cranky Ole Cantankerous Cow

Mark Brine
Mark Brine


Written by: Mark Brine
1. Got a cranky ole cow ... she’s an onry ole grouch ... ain’t got
The faintest idea of what bein’ cheerful’s all about
She just chews her cud ‘n frowns all day
She’s forever on a down ‘n that’s why I say
She’s just a cranky ole cantankerous cow
2. When she ain’t in the mood ... Which is pretty nearly all the time
She won’t give me no milk or even any peace of mind
she’ll just lie up in the barn..’n snarl ‘n snort
‘til the cows come home… And it’s because of course ...
She’s just a cranky ole cantankerous cow
Got me this mean ole cantankerous ...
Sometimes it’s disastrous ..  try’n get along somehow
with that cranky ole cantankerous cow
3. I’ll say “Good mornin’, Mrs. Cow”
And I’ll give her a big smile
She’ll just say “What’s so good about it, you ole crocodile!!”
I’ll give it one more try ... “My, don’t you look good today”
She’ll just shake her head… ‘n just walk away
What an impossible, cantankerous ole cow
©1989 /Mark Brine Music (BMI)

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