Lyrics

Written by: MARK BRINE
 I'm a ukelele, ya harldy ever hear me these days Just a little ukelele, an instrument nobody plays So I got these blues, I feel so uke-less these days
 Ukelele-lay-lee, yeah, that's me

 I feel so little, man I feel 'bout two feet tall All them other instruments make me feel so small Yeah, my ole self-esteem, hardly got any left at all (so, I got these) Ukelele-nobody plays me blues

 Yes, no one seems t' need me, ain't this music business cruel I am obsolete ‘n useless, yeah it’s such a drag bein' so uncool 'n wouldn't you know it, the only person who'd play me is some ole yodelin' fool, so I got these (Yeah, I got these) UKELELE YODELIN' BLUES©2000 Mark Brine Music (BMI)